Glad to see a reasoned response in all this madness.
Importantly, this would be handled by the Zune team, not MS corporate. Also, I think the description of the problem is correct, a software fix will likely not work.
Could this be a hardware issue? the original 30s did not have clocks and later Firmware updates enabled the clocks on 80s and 120s as well. maybe the issue is there. Its still before 9 PST; I hope we hear an official word soon!