THINGS THAT MUST GO

My list of things thast must go:

-Jonas Brothers
-Apple

any conversation where the other person uses phrases such as "and then I said" & "and then he/she said".

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Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.
-Gore Vidal

Cheese what comes in a cardboard can.

Cellophane. All of it.

Moe fanboys. Moe does not exsist in 3 or 4 dimensional form.

Snow. DOES NOT WANT.

Papercuts.

Meth-heads. I can't buy allergy meds without ID now. Jerk faces.

Scene kids.

Emo kids.

Vegeterians.

Deep fried candy bars. What's wrong with you? Like they weren't killing you fast enough with just the preservatives and sugar, you had to go and FRY them in fat as well? You suck at life and should retire.

The entire African country of Chad. Just because I knew a guy named Chad once, and he was a douche-spicket.

Spiderwebs at face level. The rest can stay.

Dora the Explorer. That doesn't even rhyme. Unless you're from, like, Maine. And if that's the case you should leave. Fast. Or you'll be killed horribly by Stephen King's imagination. It's vicious.

I'll think of more crap that must go later. Must caffienate now.

my Music Appreciation class. that is all.

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Kanye West

Any Disney Channel star. Why? Because they've got zero talent and always seek attention from the media with either sex tapes or nude pictures.Plus, they're too clingy and stay around too long. You all had your chance.

People trying to bring the 80s back. It's not happening. (The 60s, however, will always be successful.)

The idea of printing hearts. Oh yes. They think they can do it. By putting heart cells in an ink cartridge.

The year 2057.

Black jokes. Some are okay, but you gotta be super careful. But overall it's better if they were all gone anyway. Just to be safe.

Any sort of narcotic besides weed. The rest just give it a bad name.

Reality TV.

Posers. For example, people who say they like The Beatles but have never listened to one song by them a day in their lives.

Monotonous clothing stores like Aeropostale, American Eagle, ABercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, etc.

Emo children. You're not depressed. You've got a happy life just as is. But you really are depressed don't cut yourself. It's not cool. People don't feel sorry for you. Get help.

Scene children. For the most part, you're b*tches. Mostly. Your big hair is not cool. Neither are your Hot Topic clothes. Pokemon, Power Rangers, and TMNT can't make you look cool. Sorry. And dinosaurs are extinct. They were never cute. So stop trying to make them that way. Your neon clothes are annoying. Also your nerd glasses. Bullies still exist an you're gonna be a victim.

rue21. Just because it tries too hard to be like Hot Topic.

The recession/depression. See America? It's finally come back to bite you in the ass. And it's not Obama's fault. It's Bush's for being an idiot.

Michael Jackson specials. It's been like 4 months. Get over it. 9/11 was way more important and still there are more of MJ specials than 9/11 specials.

Digital cameras. Classic polaroids are way better. (BRING BACK THE INSTANT FILM!)

The whole Microsoft vs. Apple thing. You're both great.

Rednecks. Incest isn't cool. And neither is being a drunk, beating your children, or putting deer antlers on your vehicle. Your destroying American assholes. Get a hybrid.

Americans attempting to duplicate English accents. You sound and look stupid.

The True Blood accents. Louisiana people sound NOTHING like that. Trust me. I'm here. (Bon Temps does not exist)

Speaking of True Blood... The whole vampire scene. Thanks to Twilight and The Vampire Diaries vampire look like Perez Hilton instead of Dracula.

Megan Fox. She's not attractive. She's unappreciative and b*tchy.

The apocolypse theory for 2012. I doubt it's gonna happen and about half the Earth's population will probably commit suicide thanks to false prophets and fear. The Mayan calendar ends and resets dumbasses. Plus if you pay attention to the Bible all you Christians it clearly states no one even the angels will know when the world ends. So dontcha think thats a pretty strong clue that it's not gonna happen when YOU predict. Plus Nostradamus could be wrong. We all make mistakes.

 

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Vegeterians.

why?

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Roman Polanski (to jail)

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Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.
-Gore Vidal

For sure KANYE WEST peepnugget.
VIAGRA comercials.
People who don't bathe at least every other day.
"Please enjoy the music while you party is reached", and change the music every once in a while.
If your in your car and your looking for an address, please pull over every once in a while and let cars behind you pass.
Phone rings at funeral services. turn that $hit off!!!
Farting at funerals
Lame A$$ tatoos
Magazines that talk about how terrible Jessica Simpson is doing.
People who lie about going to the same concert as you but the details never add up.
Flu season.
DEFINETLY THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE!!!!!!!
Nothings wrong w/Vegetarians unless they gloat about it. Same w/ anything else.

MOST of the Olympic sports--no one cares about synchronized swimming, fencing, or RACE WALKING (REALLY?!). Also, we don't need a road biking event AND a mountain biking event. The Tour de France takes care of them both at once, so they can GTFO.

Bring baseball and softball back into the Olympics.

The belief that not owning a hybrid makes you the devil. A lot of trucks nowadays get 20+ MPG, which really isn't that bad. Some people actually use their trucks for hauling necessary equipment.

Oh, and 4'5" women driving monstrous cars. You won't die in a car wreck in a regular car, trust me. Well, usually.

Seat belt laws. There should never be a law forcing you to do something when you aren't endangering anyone but yourself. If I want to go through a windshield, I should be allowed to choose to.

99% of texting. There are rare occasions where you may need to text, but most of the time, you'd save a LOT of time by using your phone to, well, CALL PEOPLE.

Twitter. It's the most retarded thing on Earth. It's basically the status update for Facebook on its own site.

Myspace. Face it, Facebook is better, so just give up.

Politicians. Most, if not all, of them. Throwing money at the problems caused by not having money in the first place doesn't solve anything (looking at you, Cash for Clunkers).

People who can't spell simple words or use basic grammar. I'm sorry, but "u," is NOT a word. Are you really too lazy to hit two extra keys? On top of that, people who say they CAN use proper grammar and can spell well but CHOOSE not to. You choose to look like an idiot with your illiterate attempts at communication? That's not a good thing. I know typos happen, but when you say you CHOOSE to be stupid, you need to go.

Several other things. Too many things. I could do this all day.

 Lil Frier wrote:

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Seat belt laws. There should never be a law forcing you to do something when you aren't endangering anyone but yourself. If I want to go through a windshield, I should be allowed to choose to.[snipped]

Perhaps....but the real reason (most) state seat belt laws exist is to keep everyone's insurance cheaper.  If someone is expensively injured -or worse yet, killed- due to failure to wear a seatbelt, that drives up insurance costs for everyone.  Insurance works by dividing up the expected payout by the number of insured persons...and then adjusting it up or down for individuals that are more (like inexperienced drivers) or less likely to cause a payout, and finally adding a profit margin for the insurance company.  So, unless you live in a state with no seat belt laws, your insurance is cheaper because everyone is required to wear one while in a car.

I'd rather have higher insurance costs if it means making my own decisions. And common sense is that it's mainly to give the police another petty reason to fine people. The seat belt fines are more than the insurance in a lot of cases. It's $200-300 in places.