Out in Omaha, I went to: Best Buy, Target, Nebraska Furniture Mart, Sears, Wal-Mart, and called Toys 'R' Us and GameStop. None had the 80 GB Zune (several of the sales associates were sad, because they wanted one, too).
But, the hilarious part was when I called the GameStop, we had the following conversation:
Me: "Do you carry the 80 gigabyte Zune?"
Assoc: "No."
Me: "Do you know anywhere that does?"
Assoc: "Have you tried the Apple store?"
Yeah, we all got a good laugh out of that one.